- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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