why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

What's big and long? My dick.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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