- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

what tall and looks like a jew?

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Knock Know! Come in!

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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