What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Corn Muffins

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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