A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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