2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Women have the right to vote.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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