what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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