bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

womens rights

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Cows are land manatees.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Nock Nock It's open.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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