What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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