Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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split your ass cheek

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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