Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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