Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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You having friends.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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A black person walks out of KFC

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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a man said hi.

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