- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Women have the right to vote.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

all your base are belong to mark

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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