- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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