- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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