Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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My friend harris is fat.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Cheese stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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