Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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9/11

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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