A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

purple pickles

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

9/11

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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