porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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I'm hungry.

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Men's Rights

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America

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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