My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Har har hey

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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