- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

roses are black violets are black im blind

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

balls

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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