- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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