- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

Mexicans are like waffles

When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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