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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Get in the car.

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