Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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i like cats

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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