- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What's 6 + 9? 15.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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