Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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