- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont look at me.

What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

Apple.

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

Knock knock Who's there? Silence (The person knocking is deaf)

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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