- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

"knock knock" "Come in"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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