- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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