A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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