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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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