- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Do you play piano? No

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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