Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Yo mama's fat.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Catholicism.

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