why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Not a joke.

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NAACP

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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