Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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