- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A man made a sandwich.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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