- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

2 + 2 = fish

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

yo mama is fat shes fat

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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