- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Jacob Edwards has friends

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

She said no

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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