Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

How did the girl die? 25.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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