Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Snarf Nuggets

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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shauns beautiful

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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