What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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what do u call a black person by his name

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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