- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

what do u call a black person by his name

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Gay's rights

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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