Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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