What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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24

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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