Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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