- Anti Joke

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

whats brown and smells like shit shit

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

whats brown and smells like shit shit

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Dancing Potatoe!

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

i like tits

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

brian mcgee is gay!

It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Our Updated iOS App!

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

whats brown and smells like shit shit

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Dancing Potatoe!

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

i like tits

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

brian mcgee is gay!

It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.