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Susie has Autism

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

The Game.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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