- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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