How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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a black guy leaves prison

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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why?

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