2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

fkda

Are you a human?

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Good boy

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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